May 2013
A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
satan-doge:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better
llook at this
wheres your hfufcking HEAD
i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
celebrate-the-magic:
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
morbidfashion:
castielofasgard:
Please excuse the interruption of our regularly scheduled posting, but I fucking love this site.
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
hetagarnet:
kaokay:
oh no it’s cute
I wanted to draw a cute
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
kylesbogusjourney:
activatewindows:
kylesbogusjourney:
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is...
lactoria:
pukes b/c this might be the cutest karkat sprite i have ever seen
iamtonysexual:
what have i done
